If planners had had their way in the 1960’s the A27 Lewes bypass would have been called the Inner Relief Road and it would have gone right through the centre of town, splitting us into North and South Lewes, connected only by a bridge and a tunnel. If planners had had their way, the Cuilfail Tunnel would not have existed and all the buildings on the west side of South Street (the Snowdrop side) would now have been part of a dual carriageway. If planners had had their way, the tunnel they finally agreed to would have gone under Cliffe and come out in Morris Road. Luckily, planners didn’t have their way. Thankfully the people in Lewes (most importantly the Friends of Lewes Group) got together and objected to these plans. They made a fuss, they demonstrated, they won.

That was in the 60’s and 70’s. Are the people of Lewes still politically pro-active? Will people still get angry about plans that will adversely affect them? Will we just watch as a vast incinerator is built down the road in Newhaven, a new high-rise housing estate goes up on the riverside area that is now the Phoenix Industrial Estate, and Tesco doubles in size? Let’s hope not. We shouldn’t be against change per se. But we must be against change for the worse. If we don’t do anything, this town will change out of all recognition and our children will be asking us why we let it happen. Now is the time for action. Enjoy the week.



Above: Robert Tavener’s Downs (page 15); Cover: Sue Barnes’
Ghost Cars courtesy of the Chalk Gallery

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Art:
Shape, Pattern, Colour (15)
 
Bricks & Mortar:
St Michael-in-Lewes (25)
 
Cinema:
The Constant Gardner (12); Crash (8); March of the Penguins (18); V for Vendetta (21)
 
Classical Music:
The Gaudier Ensemble (9)
 
Folk:
Martin Carthy, Norma Waterson & Chris Parkinson (5)
 
Gigs:
The Kondoms (13); Alvin Sawdust (14)
 
Issues:
Phoenix Development (2, 23, 27)
  Jazz:
Paul Lacey Quintet (6)
 
Kids:
Jason & the Argonauts (10); Pond dipping (11); Wheels (7)
  Live Literature:
Al Alvarez (20)
  Lunch:
The Pelham Arms (26)
  Mother’s Day:
Do the right thing (16)
 
My Lewes:
Ruth O’Keeffe (24)
 
Nature:
Pond dipping (12)
 
Photography:
Michael Griffiths (28)
 
Racing:
Plumpton Countryside Meeting (19)
 
Talk:
Chile - a Long Thin Journey (4)
 
Theatre:
Visible (22); Jason & the Argonauts (10)
  Walk:
Jevington-Litlington (17); The Phoenix Industrial Estate (27)

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Thursday 23rd March
Talk - Chile - A Long Thin Journey

Retired Lewes vet David Lang, an enthusiastic botanist and writer, was arrested by a Kalashnikov-toting soldier the last time he went to his favourite haunt, Himalaya, so last year he decided to try a trip to Chile instead. He travelled from Santiago in Chile to Cape Horn with a local guide, taking pictures of the local flora and fauna. He is recounting adventures from his trip, with the help of a slideshow, in a talk entitled Chile - a Long, Thin Journey, at St. Anne’s Church in Lewes tonight.

By the sound of the man on the phone it’s going to be an interesting talk. “Chile is the most extraordinary place,” he says. “It is 3,000 miles long and never more than 150 miles wide, so there are vast climate changes from one region to the other. In the South the weather is similar to that which you’d expect in the Falkland Islands. Winds can reach 100mph and there’s only one clear day in 16. Also in the very south the birds are unused to man, so they come right up to you. This allows you to take very detailed pictures.” He was highly impressed by the Andean condor (‘it’s got a fourteen foot wingspan, it’s like a barn door flying past’); and the purple-headed Magellanic woodpecker. Several species of orchid also excited him, including the Embothrium coccineum. And the natives were very friendly: he left without a single machine gun being pointed in his direction.

That Condor moment: David Lang talks about Chile
Where?
St Anne’s Church, The High St, Lewes
When? 8pm
How Much? £8 (accompanied children free)
   
 
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Thursday 23rd March
Folk - Carthy, Waterson and Parkinson

‘For four decades, Martin Carthy's work has immeasurably enriched the British folk heritage. He is regarded as one of the finest singers and interpreters of traditional music of the British Isles, as well as a highly influential and much-imitated guitarist. Awarded the MBE for services to English folk music in 1998, his drive and enthusiasm are undiminished and he continues to be one of folk music's great innovators.’ This accolade comes from the BBC Folk Music awards, 2005, when Carthy, playing at the Royal Oak tonight, was voted best folk singer of the year, as well as being awarded ‘Best Traditional Track’ for his Famous Flower of Serving Men from his Waiting for Angels LP.

Carthy’s wife Norma Waterson also has an MBE and has won Radio 2 Folk Music awards for her compassionate, emotive voice. The pair are widely respected worldwide, particularly in the USA, where they have recently toured with Peggy Seeger ‘The First Woman of Folk’. Tonight they are appearing with squeezebox legend Chris ‘Parky’ Parkinson, a veteran on the scene who has released two solo albums, seven albums with his House Band, and has collaborated on a staggering total of 46 albums with other artists. You could call Parkinson versatile. He is also expert on piano, guitar, concertina, tin whistle, melodeon, piano accordion, keyboards and fiddle.

Song title: Martin Carthy MBE at the Royal Oak
Where?
Royal Oak, Lewes
When? 8pm
How Much? £4.50
 
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Thursday 23rd March
Jazz - Paul Lacey Quintet

Paul Lacey is a master of relaxed swing. He calls his quintet ‘the Back to Basie Band’ after one of his heroes, the great pianist Count Basie. However his chief inspiration was a trumpeter, like himself, Harry ‘Sweets’ Edison. Clark Terry and Roy Eldridge, who helped move swing into the be-bop age, are also cited as being important influences. Lacey, a founder member of the 100 Club All Stars, is an experienced and highly sought-after jazzman. Next month he is playing in the Royal Festival Hall. He has played with Acker Bilk as well as the legendary likes of Terry Lightfoot, Don Lusher, Al Casey and Allen Eager.

On piano, Stacey will be proud to introduce Nick Dawson. On drums, Matt Home. On tenor sax and clarinet, Robert Fowler. And on bass, Mr David Chamberlain. Together they will transport you back to the swing era, with Lacey holding notes like notes haven’t been held for seventy years. “Ultra melodic and effortless, boy did this group swing,” gushed Crescendo and Jazz International, in a recent review. “Musically sublime.” LJC would like to point out that free parking is available in County Hall just up the road, and that in a fortnight they are looking forward to world-class US jazz guitarist Howard Alden, touring the UK to promote his LP, recorded in the very same setting in 2004.

King of the swingers: Paul Lacey blows his own trumpet
at the Jazz Club
Where?
139 The High St, Lewes
When? 7.30pm for 8.15pm
How Much? £8.50
 
Lewes Jazz Club
(t) 01273 4767079
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Friday 24th March
Wheels - Vehicles from the Past

Kids love cars. Some like the chrome bumpers or the shiny metal bodies whilst others can’t get enough of the wing mirrors or even the ashtray. They all like the wheels. The wheels go round, you see. Even before they walk they can make these fascinating little things move - simply by rotating the little black circles found at each corner. The wheels enable them to push the car/tractor/bus/fire-engine into the fridge or the sofa or the cat. This probably explains why cats swipe violently at anything rolling by - and why they are deeply suspicious of some small children.

Today at Anne of Cleves house, the pre-schoolers (2-5yr olds) can learn much more about the caveman’s favourite invention. Over the years wheels have been modified and improved to keep our modern transport systems running (be that only very slowly through the narrow streets of Lewes). For today’s circular experience, the youngsters will be treated to a fascinating hands-on look at some vehicles from the past, including early versions of a fire engine and the bicycle. They will also get the chance to show their budding art skills by drawing their own vehicles, as well as hearing some transport-related tales. Take the kids, marvel at the wheel, and hope that one of Lewes’s ever-increasing army of red-coated wardens hasn’t immobilised yours whilst you’re inside… Tickets need to be purchased in advance via 01273 474610.

The Wheel thing: They make things move and kids love ‘em
Where?
Anne of Cleves House, Southover High St, Lewes
When? 10-11.30
How Much? £3
 
Sussex Past
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Friday 24th March
Cinema - Crash

Paul Haggis made his reputation as a TV director, so it was quite a coup for him to win the blue riband ‘best movie’ award at the Oscars earlier this month. Especially with a film which was panned by many critics when it first came out last year. Crash is an ensemble, set in LA, which looks at race relations in that city, taking a number of different strands introducing a number of different characters, most of whom seem to be driven by simmering racial prejudice. It is driven by coincidence, so that all the strands tie up in unlikely ways. And the characters keep meeting each other again and again in the thirty-six hour period the film covers, as if they were living in Lewes, rather than Los Angeles.

“It’s just our sense of touch. We miss that touch so much that we crash into each other just to feel something,” says one of the many characters towards the end of the movie. Although there is some redemption by the time the credits roll, its message is generally rather negative. It makes for uncomfortable viewing. It is not called ‘Harmony’. It was a surprise winner, in a year full of surprises for Hollywood. Starring Matt Dillon, Terrence Howard, Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle and Ludacris, the hip-hop singer, it is not a film which you will necessarily ‘enjoy’ in the conventional sense of the word. But it is a film you will talk about afterwards.

Crash bang wallop: Paul Haggis’ Oscar-winning film looks at racial
tensions in LA
Where?
All Saints Centre, Lewes
When? 8.30pm (also Sat 8.30pm)
How Much? £4.50
 
Lewes Cinema
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Friday 24th March

Classical Music - the Gaudier Ensemble

The Gaudier Ensemble, which formed in 1989, draw their members from all over Europe, and have a great reputation as being one of the most accomplished classical music groups in the world. Five of them appear at the Sussex Downs College tonight, including pianist Susan Tomes, described recently by Piano Magazine as ‘one of the brightest jewels in Britain’s cultural crown’ (she’s a Guardian critic, to boot), clarinetist Richard Hosford of the BBC Symphony Orchestra, bassoon player Robin O’Neill of the English Chamber Orchestra, horn player Jonathan Williams, principal horn of the Teatro Lirico, Cagliari and the Chamber Orchestra of Europe, and renowned Swiss oboist Emmanuel Abbuhl. Tonight they’re playing a mix of classics and more contemporary works, sandwiching 20th century trios by Sandor Veress, Francis Poulenc and Ibert with quintets by Mozart and Beethoven.

The Gaudier Ensemble are one of the most respected chamber ensembles in the world, so we presume the latest offering from the Nicholas Yonge Society’s 2006 season pronounce their name in the French manner rather than the English (i.e. ‘that kitsch sofa is even gaudier than the one in Erica’s house’).


Key player: World-class pianist Susan Tomes of the Gaudier Ensemble
Where?
Cliffe Building, Sussex Downs College
When? 8.10pm
How Much? £12 on door (£6 concs)
 
The Gaudier Ensemble
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Nicholas Yonge Society
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(t) 01273 476555
 
 
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Saturday 25th March
Theatre - Jason & the Argonauts

The story of Jason’s fantastic journey has been passed from generation to generation since the first version of the Argonaut myth was penned by Apollonius of Rhodes in his third century BC epic poem Argonautica. Modern versions include Ray Harryhausens 1963 animation classic and Nick Willing’s less highly rated turn of the millennium effort. Even dubious 80’s rockers XTC dedicated a song to it, for goodness sake. Apollonius’ wonderfully vivid tale follows Jason, son of Aeson, the rightful king of Iolcos, as he attempts to win back his kingdom from his usurping uncle Pelias. To do so he is tasked with performing the apparently impossible feat of retrieving the Golden Fleece from the winged ram Chrysomallos. To help him succeed where all others have previously failed, Jason gathers together an ancient Greek ‘dream team’ including the winged Boreads (Calais and Zetes), Heracles, the son of Zeus, the wily Atalanta and Peleus.

Playwrights Carl Heap and Tom Morris have taken on the equally challenging task of bringing the tale to life on stage. By most accounts, they’ve succeeded, and their much-praised production (“unreservedly recommended” say the Sunday Times) shows tonight and tomorrow at the Gardner. Look out for crashing rocks, fire-breathing bulls and some hygienically challenged low-flying harpies. Sounds a bit like a normal family day out to me. It’s suitable for 7 years+, but be warned, if the words ‘audience participation’ bring you out in a nervous rash or a cold sweat, hide at the back…

A rock and a hard place: Jason and the Argonauts at the Gardeners
Where?
Gardner Arts Centre, University of Sussex
When? 7.30pm (Saturday matinee 2pm)
How Much? £12.50/£10/£7
 
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Saturday 25th March
Wildlife Watch - Pond Dipping

Less than a mile from the proposed Phoenix redevelopment is an area offering an alternative vision for inner city expansion. The Lewes Railway Land reserve is an oasis of calm, an area returning to nature after intensive use by the railways for much of the last century. Development still occurs, but now it is the like of the Heart of Reeds project, a reed bed designed by locally based international artist Chris Drury. The double vortex design, imitating the cross section of a heart, incorporates water, reeds, islands and earth mounds. It is designed to blend in to the surrounding reserve, and to provide a myriad of housing options for our towns ever-increasing numbers of frogs, insects and flies – (dragon, may and caddis in particular).

Wildlife Watch is the junior arm of the Sussex Wildlife Trust, an organisation dedicated to looking after (and hopefully adding to) over 3,000 acres of Downland, woodland, wetland and heath in Sussex. For a couple of hours James and Kate, two of their volunteers, will help your kids to have the time of their lives by showing them how to find and identify the many creatures just below the surface of the railway lands many ponds and ditches. All equipment is provided; wellies and waterproofs are highly recommended, and something warm in a flask will probably help you through if the wind-chill is still Siberian. Your kids should love it - it’s recommended for 6-12 year olds.


Spawn to be wild: Pond dipping with Lewes Wildlife Watch
Where?
Railway Land Gate, Lewes
When? 2-4pm
How Much? £2 (free to members)
 
Sussex Wildlife Trust
(t) 01273 494777
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Saturday 25th March
Cinema - The Constant Gardener

The Constant Gardener, based on a novel by John Le Carré and directed by Fernando ‘City of God’ Meirelles, is at the same time a love story, a political thriller, a murder mystery and a (fictitious) exposé of both the British Government’s and a multinational drug company’s dodgy dealings in Africa. Ralph Fiennes plays a rather stuffy civil servant who falls in love with feisty student Rachel Weisz. He is posted to Africa: they get married so she can go with him. Pretty near the start of the film her butchered body is found on a bleak roadside and Fiennes starts finding the action man within him as he investigates why she was murdered. Much of the narrative is told in flashback as he unravels the clues. Was she having an affair with an African colleague? Had she got too close to a multinational drug company’s amoral methods of testing out drugs on unsuspecting African villagers?

When Weisz accepted her Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in this film, she dedicated it to Aid workers in Africa. The UN’s World Food Programme head Jim Morris said afterwards “People pay a heck of a lot more attention to her when she talks than to me when I talk.” This was the year when the Hollywood producers embraced politics. Let’s hope their next step is to drop all those clunky coincidental plot devices that leave you feeling a bit short-changed when the credits roll. Good performance by Weisz, though.

African Queen: Rachel Weisz won an Oscar for her Constant
Gardener role
Where?
All Saints Centre, Friars Walk, Lewes
When? 6pm. Also Sun 26th, 6pm
How Much? £4.50
 
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Saturday 25th March
Cover band - The Kondoms

Lewes band the Kondoms have been pumping out tribute gigs for over twenty-five years now: so long that, like the Little River Band, there are no longer any of the original members in the current line up. To see what shape they were in I went to see them practicing, in a secret location near Homebase, on Monday night. Notionally a five-piece, Jim the guitarist hadn’t made it to the practice. No matter – when I got there they were halfway through their set and halfway through a crate of lager.

They launched into an upbeat version of Bowie’s Jean Genie: dark serious Tim on bass (filling in for Andy, who isn’t well); Rick on guitar-shaped keyboards wearing a kilt and skull and crossbones socks; Paul on drums, in drummer-like jeans and a t-shirt; Moose on vocals (and vocal guitar for important riffs), cigarette behind his ear: part Joe Strummer, part Suggsy, part, well, Moose. After a word-perfect Down in the Tube Station I attempted to photograph the song list, but was spotted, and stopped. I clocked songs from the Jam, the Monkees, the Undertones, the Buzzcocks. To bring us to the end of last century, there was even one by Blur. Mission accomplished, it was time to go. I fled into the night, an atmospheric Won’t Get Fooled Again ringing in my ears. If you like jumping up and down to old faves, these guys are perfect.

60’s-80’s rock? The Kondoms have got it covered...
Where?
St Mary’s Social Centre, Christie Rd, Lewes
When? 7.30pm
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Saturday 25th March

Glam Rock - Alvin Sawdust

In 1972 Alvin Stardust, formerly Shane Fenton from Shane Fenton and the Fentones, jumped on the glittery bandwagon of glam rock with the song he is most remembered for: ‘My Coo-Ca-Choo’. It was perhaps the worst thing that had happened to the genre: until Alvin came along, glam rock was actually cool. Everyone was camping it up and having a good time, sure, but the likes of Slade, Sweet, Alice Cooper, Mud and even Gary Glitter were making some seriously good tunes. Some of the music - Bowie, T-Rex, Roxy Music - is still worth listening to today. Then came this guy with the ridiculous bouffant quiff and the leather gloves (which he had to wear on Top of the Pops because he’s dyed his hands black as well as his hair) pointing his ring-laden fingers and snarling his written-in-five-minutes lines:
" Do! Do! You love me too?
Will I smile or will I be blue?
Am I mad? I'm hung up on you
Oh honey be my coo ca choo.”
Suddenly, when your parents did that ‘what the hell does he think he’s doing?’ thing, you secretly knew that they had a point. And somehow you knew the glam rock game was up.

And now there’s Alvin Sawdust! A tribute to the man who ruined glam rock! A pastiche of a pastiche, playing in the Pelham Arms. Should be interesting. Unlikely to ooze sophisticated urban cool, though.


Glam in wolf’s clothing: Alvin Sawdust
Where?
The Pelham Arms
When? 8pm
How Much? Free
 
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Saturday 25th March
Art - Shape, Pattern, Colour

Living at the foot of the Downs was enough to satisfy the aesthetic needs of Robert Tavener, one of the most celebrated printmakers of his generation, who made his name producing quintessentially English images which were instantly recognisable as his own. He believed that printing should never imitate drawing or painting, but always display an awareness of the disciplines of the printmaking process. Thus there is a stylised, slightly primitivist look to his work. Tavener lived in the same house in Eastbourne for most of his adult life saying that the countryside around provided him with enough subject matter to last him indefinitely. He died in 2004 and he is one of three printers being exhibited at the Thebes Gallery over the next three weeks.

The other two have both lived locally and are both contemporaries to Tavener. Geoffrey Elliott lived in Brighton for a decade in the swinging sixties – his colourful and slightly psychedelic prints of the city’s idiosyncratic buildings characterise the decade. Trevor Kemp, who like Tavener settled in Eastbourne, used more rustic scenes as the inspiration for a number of equally arresting and slightly more mystical scenes. There are sheep bathing in a full moon, and cows investigating a yellow strip of light. The exhibition has been organised by Emma Mason, who deals in local printmakers’ work.

Pop art printers: Elliott, Kemp and Tavener at the Thebes
Where?
Thebes Gallery, Church Twitten, Lewes
When? Tue - Sat 10.30am-5pm, Sun 12noon - 5pm
How Much? Free
 
Emma Mason Prints
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Thebes Gallery
(t) 01273 484214 / 484400
 
 
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Sunday 26th March
Mother's Day

Mother's Day is definitely one of those Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus occasions. He thinks, "if I don't get something on Saturday, there is always Tesco's on Sunday morning." Mothers, on the other hand, are looking for deep-felt expressions of genuine appreciation for all the care they give to their family. Oh, so much can go wrong. But, with a little thought, it can all so easily go right. Home-made cards and gifts from children are best. If that’s not on the cards, then go for presents with a home-made look and feel: little embroidered cushions from Bright Ideas that say ‘Love’; tiny hand-tied bunches of snowdrops that imply profound feelings. High Street Florist Hilary Moore is running workshops so you (or the kids) can choose flowers and arrange them yourself - perfect. At Bruditz you can select her favourite chocolates from their vast array, and the box, message and ribbon.

Don’t go too far with personal taste though. Even if mummy has a love of double malt, whisky is not the ideal choice for this celebration. Similarly, keep well away of anything mass-produced, practical or related to maternal tasks. No matter how much she needs new Marigolds, Veet wax strips, a new skin for her Djembe drum or a fuel tank for her Harley Davidson, just save those treats for another day.

It’s the mother of all days: so think about it.
Painting by Mary Beaney (Chalk Gallery)
Where?
A visit goes down well
When? It’s too late if you don’t know by now…
How Much? Splash out
 
Bruditz
(t) 01273 480734
Bright Ideas
(t) 01273 474395
Hilary Moore Flowers
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Sunday 26th March
Walk - Jevington to Litlington

Uffington in Oxfordshire is famous for its Bronze Age horse mysteriously carved into the hill over 2,000 years ago, possibly by a horse-worshipping tribe. But there are 28 other examples of white hill-horses in the world. Most of them are in England, and most of them were carved in the 1800’s. Two of them are in the Cuckmere valley near Litlington, though the older, carved in 1838 to commemorate Queen Victoria’s Coronation, has been ‘lost’. The existing one, 100 yards away, was carved in 1924, probably to replace the original. In 1983 the design was altered: a foreleg was raised to make the horse look more realistic. It would have been interesting to have been a fly on the wall during that commi